The Road Goes Ever On and On

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WHEN MY PI CHANGES HIS MIND AFTER I ALREADY DID IT

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

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Filed under the past two weeks of my life take representative pictures at 3 different magnifications your representative pictures aren't representative enough to make the point I'm trying to make we really need better pictures of this one stain oh jk we got new slides and took all new pictures after you left but we fucked up the settings so our pictures look weird so fix that but oh wait now I don't like this part change it back make the colors on all the slides similar but you can't mess with the contrast or other settings because that's misleading fml grad school

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bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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(Source: kwanghale, via sterekandstuff)

Filed under yeahhhh I'm gonna need this fic immediately all the chasing liberty AUs plus all the fics where Derek is a highly-trained agent/assassin/mercenary teen wolf sterek